MIA

My monkey has been MIA-ing. He claims he is working on a new audit engagement, Brock, that has an extremely tight deadline.

Many people had asked me about his whereabout. When I told them he has been working, no one believed me. Since it is the first time he has MIA for such a prolonged time, all of them warned me to be careful as he might be having an affair.......

They unanimously think he is having a "Brock Back Mountain" time.