Girls Gone Wild

Too lazy to re-write my experience at PCB, I decided to copy and paste what I wrote in an email to my EY ex-colleagues:

"Tim and I made a very last min decision to drive 10 and a half hours to Panama City Beach to check out the Spring Break party scene there. We heard so much about girls gone wild so we tot since it would be the last spring break for us and we had frens joining us from Alabama, why not just do it!

We decided to make the trip only at 3 pm on Thurs, started driving at 1130 pm that very night and only reached our hotel by 4pm the next day. We made pit-stops at a Mississippi rest area to sleep for an hour; Mobile, Alabama for breakfast at Waffle House; and also went to the beaches at Pensacola and Destin. (Actually, I slept all the way, waking up only for breakfast and beaches. Yes, Tim drove all the way! A personal record for him. The best piece of luggage i packed was the red couch pillows Wen and Celia gave us. Sleeping in the car was never so comfy!)

We didn't see too many people went wild on Fri night. Dunno is it because it was Good Friday (not very holy to do?). Tim and I even attended mass at a church filled with retirees.

LS and his friends, Nick, Vince, and Zhou, met up with us only on Sat morn. There weren't much action on the beach itself too when we went there on Sat afternoon after our oyster and buffalo wings lunch.

But when we went to the bar/pub/disco that night.... We saw literally what they meant by girls gone wild. Girls and guys dirty dancing with one another... by one another i mean they stand in a row of 4-6 people then the girl rubbed her body against the guy's, then another girl will be standing behind the guy doing her moves, multply that by another set of girls/guys doing the same thing in a row. And boy girl doing that kind of you know what action standing up...and girls letting guys touch their tits and flashing them once in a while. What a sight! I was busy watching "shows" the whole night and taking photos too....

After seeing that. i can't imagine sending my children to the US to study next time, i.e., if i can afford to send them overseas at all......Hmm....now i wonder if NIgel had gone wild while he was here last time? Or did Ch Ch go wild when she was in Aussie for her undergrad then. heheheh....."

Tika Bar at Sandpiper is definitely the place to be seen (or see) during spring break! And the ang mo's dance moves are definitely much easier to learn than our own mambo hand actions cos there is only just one style - touch and be touched.

After chatting with Tif on msn, I decided to add in more juicy details. Here are some "shows" I caught:

- 2 black guys and a white guy did some great break dance moves. the dumb blondes were swooned. another black guy challenged them just like what we see on tv.

- mesmerized by the break dance guys, all the girls wanted to dance with them. while one of the black guys was sorta kneeling down, one blonde put her right hand on his head and danced, pretending to have control of him. guy then stood up, together with his fren, forced the girl to dance in between them. the girl was practically sandwiched between the two guys and was touched ALL over. the scene wasn't pretty. i definitely wouldn't wanna be in her situation. then again, i would never ever be caught in such a situation. Never ever.

- black guy touched white girl's boobs, white girl then touched her own boobs trying to seduce the guy, then a group of black guys came over. white girl just opened up her blouse and flashed her tits at them. After that, the group of people just started dirty dancing. weird but true....

- saw black girl in just a gold bikini top. turned out she wasn't even wearing anything . It was just gold paint. kua kua...

- white girl in tube top dancing with white guy. with their bodies rubbing against each other, the tube top threaten to drop to a dangerous level. she tried to pull it up a few times. then the tube top just dropped below her breasts. i saw everything. she wasn't wearing a bra. too bad, i din think of taking photos then. heh.

- as the night went by, the place got "darker"...the porportion of blacks in the bar increased. the whole night, i was sitting on a high stool by the bar counter watching everything played out. suddenly, i got pushed, everyone stepped back two steps as two gangs of blacks got into a quarrel. people started to leave. i was stuck.only a guy standing in front of me separated me from the brawl. i asked Tim to leave. he just stood there. good thing the security came in time. phew!

- black guy leaned against pillar. black girl in real tiny short shirt stood right in front of him with body bended down, back facing him. They were practically doing it like what they do on discovery channel. Shagadelic!

- one of our frens got drunk. two of them carried him out of the bar. i was walking behind them when we passed the black couple. there was a group of blacks dancing there. one black girl, with the incitement of a black guy, reached for our drunk friend's jeans left pocket. I saw what happened and immediately grabbed her wrist. still, she refused to remove her hand from his pocket. i had to yank it out. we left it as that and left. not wise to kick up a big fuss being a minority in a foreign land. there were probably less than 5 asians in the bar excluding us.