Fiona's Gems

Whoa! This must be a greeeeaaaaat week. My current favorite local celeb is on the cover of 8 Days!! Sad to say though, this was the biggest damn pic i could find. (no money to actually BUY the mag...)


"Wouldn't THIS turn U on??!?"

Some of you might just be asking now... well what is it about Fiona Xie that's so appealing?? First of all... i must say it's quite an easy question to answer.. i'm sure most of the guys around here would wholly agree that she's got a really hot bod and great looks to go with it!! I must admit though, she kinda talks funny (a bit squeakish) and i didn't really like her initially.... however, after more media exposure and the well-publicised "Bikini-Run" around town for The Champions, i guess i was smitten!! Those closer to me too... will know that i digs babes that are SFBB.... yes SFBB... take your time to figure out what it means... or if you give up you can ask... erm... John... the one who coined this term specially for me!! How nice eh....


That said about Fiona though, i must say alot of you must have seen the recent Citigems ad which stars Joanne Peh and Fiona haven't you?? There's been alot said about it and i also have my own views on the ad....

First of all, we all know that Fiona is pretty well-endowed yea?? And the press and media are starting to harp more and more about her... "buh-dang-dangs"... (a good example would be TNP's recent Boobiest Celeb survey). However, the Citigems ad i feel.... took this fact just a TAD bit too far.... didn't you find that almost EVERY scene involved her trying her very VERY best to expose her cleavage!?!? Sure, being a guy of course it can be appealing, but when you flout it everywhere, left, right and centre throughout the whole ad, it makes the whole Citigem ad kinda tasteless man.... haiz...

On a plus point, the ad is being shown less and less nowadays... think it's a good thing for everyone... and especially for her! For the moment though, she's getting more and more popular and being a Fiona Fan, i do hope she's got a lot more to offer in her career than just good looks!! Here's a great pic from the babe with the "face of an Angel and the body of a Devil"!


"Tanned, voluptuous and leggy. A true GEM."

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Hmmm.. speaking of "buh-dang-dangs"... Class 95 seems to be getting better and better these days hasn't it? The Morning Show's still as ridiculously humorous as ever before, and at night started to get a little addicted to The Dating Game on Wednesdays and Thursdays... with last week's episode revolving round a babe (Jaslyn) with a few other dudes vying for her....

Really got kinda funny when the guys showed how blur they were on air, making really dumb comments that would sure as hell rank as the lamest ever heard on radio... for example, when asked what they would wear to a costume party:

Jaslyn: "I want to go as Avril Lavigne and be a cool rocker chick!" - Hmmm. Weird choice but she's forgive coz she's chio and she's still young at 22.

Dude 1: "I would dress as Dracula coz... i like sucking pple..." - What the hell.

Dude 2: "I want to dress as Bill Gates! So that i can be rich for one day and give IPods to everyone in the party..." - Yeah right. Bill Gates giving away Apple stuff.

How dumdum can you get?! Anyway i didn't really find out who managed to win the date with Jaslyn.. anyone wanna fill me in on that??


On a final note... Glenn Ong asked this question that was totally out-of-this-world the other day. One of those questions that are just unanswerable man.....


Why do you point to your wrist when you ask for the time......

"What time is it?"


...... but never point to your crotch when you ask for the washroom??"

"It wasn't me... and err.. him..."


Go figure.