Transsexual Trauma...
YES! I've just gone through the 2nd day of my braces..... i'm still having problems talking, singing and most importantly, EATING! At times it really seems like i'm someone who's got a lisp and has a speech impediment all at the same time... and every bite that i make is really an agonizing one.. You just won't BELIEVE the torture i'm going through. Plus point is, i can feel myself starting to get used to it already. Despite my multiple-gashed tongue and sore lips, i'm more or less determined to make it work. Managed to even meet up with Soon, GYC and Christin today for coffee at Citylink Pacific Coffee and so far they've been quite positive about my braces thingy.... Soon was supposed to bring his "special friend" but alas.. we got cheated.
I remember listening to Glenn, Rod and the Big F.D. on Class 95 today, and they were mentioning the play, "Private Parts", by Michael Chiang. Sound familiar? I know for some of you it rings more than just a bell man. For those of you who may not be in the know, i shall let you in on a li'l secret of mine (it's not gonna be li'l after this though...), when i was in NTU in my second year, i pulled off one of the stunts of my life by playing a character in this very play. The story was abt 3 transsexuals, their lives and the problems they faced from society. True enough i got very VERY much onto my role as Lavinia, and even did the unthinkable: Shaving the hair on my armpits and legs!!!!
The play was a really successful one, and i really don't regret being a part of it. It's really an interesting experience but it's also one that i would probably never want to do again. I've never been able to find the photos though, and i'm really wondering... has someone stashed it somewhere? Ready to pull it out and sell the pics for money once i become a celebrity after my braces are off? I wonder.....
For the moment though, all i have are memories and recollections of that amazing play. So far it still goes down in my short history as one of the craziest things i've ever done. What i do have to say is, all those rubbish gay jokes i hear so very often stem from this play that i did. So please... enough with all that gay shit... save it for the Real McCoys.. (ie. Lih Soon, Yee Chung, etc....)
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The setting is in a dark back alley somewhere in Sillypore.
Here in Kao Beh street, 3 dark silhouette looms in the darkness.....until the silence is broken....
Agent Smith Lookalike: Mr And..der..son
*SMACK! kana whacked on the head*
MR Architect (actually is Phua Chu Kang in diguse)
: OEI! wake up your idea lah! Use ur bain, use ur bain !
The ONE is now relaxing in Moo-Trix. Wah biang, how many times I must tell U har ?!
Agent Smith: sorri boss sorri, forget lah.. ever since he gotten into me, i have this memory lapse leh
.... erhem (starts the accent again)..... Mr Dim..mer....ty
Cue from the frens: *whispers*psssstt, it's timothy lah, simi dim...eh...wait... he may be dim hor ??
A cutscene then follows, now a setting is somewhere near the scene where the 3 silhouette stands
and some wild thing is standing behind a dustbin..
Puss-in-boots (from shrek 2 , how can someone dun recognise this pussy !!)
: (Speaks mewishly into the Nookie phone) Mew 1 to Mew 2 over, there's some action here, I confirm the identification of
the ........ CRAP........
And so the story begins....... of the one who is DIM......and he has spoken.....
i have no idea what the previous comment is about - and i'm supposed to be a mass comm grad....
anyway tim lets eat ...STEAMBOAT leh...woohoo.....hahaha
enjoy those emBRACES. hope sharpie like them too.
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